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The Dream17 Vending Machine

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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:09 pm

There we go. Sorry for being so bitingly sardonic about it :P I just particularly hated having my words changed to Glod and BORK'D only because yuks.

You get a long and incoherent apology from the machine. It strays into tangents such as the machine's childhood and ex-girlfriends. Maybe it needs a therapist.

I insert a coin!
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Star and Moon » Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:29 am

A neon frowny face lights up on the machine with the caption "I'M DISPLEASED." It's decided to be a little more civil.

I put a coin in the OTHER vending machine.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Pooka » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:28 pm

There is silence. For a while, you think it has swallowed your coin. Then, after a while, it jumps into life and dispenses an exact replica of the same coin you inserted, except it's made out of wood.

You consider inserting the wooden coin and making the same selection, but are doubtful if it will work. You try anyway and get the soda you selected, plus the original coin you inserted as well. Wow, what good fortune!

I insert a coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Cisken1 » Mon Feb 01, 2016 2:05 pm

The machine starts printing out a paper

it's a coupon for a drink in the machine itself, but when you try to use it it says the barcode has expired.
furiously you kick the machine, nothing happens.

You walk away cursing tearing the coupon into confetti.

I insert my foot.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:51 pm

When you extract your foot, it's wearing a fabulous ladies' shoe. You find yourself asking a lot of questions about yourself. They don't have easy answers.

I insert a coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Cisken1 » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:48 am

A book plops out.

You pick it up, it reads "how to make you own soft drinks. A magical journey into the world of soda's!"

You couldn't care less, but decide to take the book anyway, the TV table has been wobbly for quite a while now.

I decide to give the machine a lick.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Pooka » Fri Feb 26, 2016 5:17 pm

It tastes like raspberries!

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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Star and Moon » Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:37 am

You get a drink that makes you taste like raspberries.

I insert a coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:45 am

You get a raw raspberry.

I insert a coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Star and Moon » Tue Mar 01, 2016 2:31 am

The whole universe has become raspberry.

I insert a raspberry.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:13 pm

Raspberry.

I raspberry.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Cisken1 » Fri Mar 04, 2016 12:43 pm

The raspberry raspberries and you raspberry.

I raspberry.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:49 pm

Image

I find a coin still hanging around in the pocket of space formerly occupied by my wallet, and hurriedly insert it into the machine in hopes of bringing the universe back to something recognizable.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Cisken1 » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:32 am

The machine starts whirring and crackling and a black hole/portal manifests itself.
Everything gets sucked into a somewhat "normal" dimension.

You're a bit dizzy from dimensional travel but relieved you're out of the raspberry.

I insert a choclate coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Tue Mar 29, 2016 5:04 pm

You get an adorable plush Zeor. It has a pullstring on the back which, when pulled, causes the item to emit a loud belch from a tinny little speaker.

I insert a coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Cisken1 » Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:18 am

You get an adorable plush Cisken. It has a pullstring on the back which, when pulled, causes the item to emit a loud fart from a tinny little speaker.

(I just had to :P )

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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Zeor » Wed Mar 30, 2016 5:01 pm

You get a coupon for a significant discount on your next can of aerosol armadillo wax.

I insert a coin. I'm not sure what sort of coin. Just the first thing that was in my pocket.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Star and Moon » Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:55 am

You get another copy of that one homework project you never ever finished. Yeah, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life.

I insert a raspberry a coin!! Just a coin.
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Re: The Dream17 Vending Machine

Postby Cisken1 » Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:35 pm

You get a raspberry my helmet.

I insert my purchased can of aerosol armadillo wax.
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